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About Me Member Digital Artist The-Government26/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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False Alarm

Sat Jan 20, 2007, 9:09 PM
Large amounts of nothing.

Sadly, this is what you can expect from me at all points in the forseeable future. I am currently hard at work artistically producing sheets of blank paper on a dusty drafting table, and the cheese slices and milk I set out are froming a thriving culture which soon will develop it's own society which will produce a small measure of hich art... but not very good art, as it is cheddar cheese. Large amounts of nothing have also been identified and are being mined from my brainmeats and are being forged into smaller bits of nothing for base-by-base consumer details. Nothing is also available on a continual basis for production on all levels for assembly into full units of functional, and ready-to-use nothings. Which is to say, that on the whole, my paper remains blank, my pencils remain dull, my pens - crusted over with ink, my scanner dusty and neglected, and me... sitting all alone in a corner ... alone, curled up in the dark, with nothing around me and no thoughts in my head...

Good night.

And now, for something completely different!
Okay, maybe not - Sadly, there is no work up for the forseeable future as my job is very demanding of my time, and my personal life is somewhat a shambles -- on the off-chance I'm sprung a little inspiration, then well... then, nothing will continue to happen here.
Sorry to those of you who dig my crappy doodles.
For those of you who don't like my work, then I've slipped you a break, now haven't I? Give me five dollars.

- The Government

PS. No, seriously.. give me five dollars.

PPS. Well?

PPPS. I'm going to get your five dollars one way or another... You can either give it to me willingly, or I'ma take that shit...

  • Listening to: Dropkick Murphys
  • Reading: Electrical Standards Manual rev 32
  • Watching: The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
  • Playing: Pheonix Wright 2
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Do you really want to know?

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Reading, PA
  • Interests: Multimeida Art, Cartoons and Animation, Computer Tech and repairs, Mechanics, Driving, Firearms
  • Favourite movie: Sin City
  • Favourite band or musician: "Weird Al" Yankovic
  • Favourite genre of music: Punk, Rock, and Classical
  • Favourite artist: H.R. Giger
  • Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adams
  • Favourite style of art: American Comic Standard
  • Operating System: Mac OS 9.2 / Windows XP Professional
  • MP3 player of choice: MacAmp / WinAmp
  • Shell of choice: UFH 155mm Howitzer
  • Wallpaper of choice: My custom shit...
  • Skin of choice: BoilerPlate for Kaliediscope
  • Favourite game: Fallout : A Post-Nuclear Adventure
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Warner Brothers (and Sister)
  • Personal Quote: "Declare Jihad on Terrorism... They won't be expecting THAT!!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Mac G4 TiBook / Dell Latitude / Custom V770

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:iconblackkusanagi:
Some very nice stuff you have here man. :D

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:icongameman87:
Hi there. First thing I want to say is your artwork particularly your Teen Titan artwork is amazing! It is for this reason I have contacted you. I am part of a growing group of Teen Titan fans who are fighting to bring back the show. Now I know you’ve probably heard people say this before but this time is different. I’M SERIOUS! And just recently some new information has given us more hope than ever in bringing back the show. For more on this new information I provide links to two web sites with the information. Here they are [link];page=189 and [link] . Also you can go to my journal to see the information to. But to the main point now which is to go to the websites and read the information there. Then spread the word about this new information. Also you can make saved Teen Titan artwork to inspire other people to join our cause if you want to. You don’t have to make artwork to help. I would be honored if you joined us in this fight and I would be humbled if you choose take on this art endeavour. Contact me if you have any questions. Thank you.

P.S. I go by the name Rogue trader on those forums by the way.

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:iconwilsondep89:
hi i'm will
i love your art work you
might support me and my
group
:iconshokxone-studios:
Always fun to find a fellow Hitchhiker's fan. Rock on, you zarkin' frood.

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